WAIT! NOT YET! Autumn starts today at 9/22/17 16:02 Eastern Time.
There is a first third of Autumn (10/22) , Mid-Autumn (11/6) and Second Third of Autumn 11/21) before we get to the Winter Solstice (12/21). There are many flowers that bloom in Autumn, but the rich colours of the leaves brings our focus to Autumn trees and leaves:
What did the tree say to autumn? leaf me alone.
What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi
What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf.
What is a tree's least favorite month? Sep-timber!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves? The Great Barrier Leaf.
Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn? It was on paid leaf.
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