Which Five Things?

I went looking for 'five things', and there are hundreds of 'five things' sites  Something about the expression 'five things'.  The first one on food was about five things never to say to your child.  Then the list got longer to seven things on another site, then ten things, and then even more.  There are a lot of things to not tell your children about food. So here are the first five: 1. After you’ve put away your toys you can have an ice cream 2. Don’t worry about falling over, let’s get you your favourite chocolate 3. Eat that up and then you can have dessert: no veg, no dessert 4. Eat it for Granny 5. Don’t eat too much, you’ll get chubby If you want the 10 things - here's the site. How many funky things  in the garden were on display on the Buffalo Garden Walk - here's one of them.