Welcome back, School began this week. Even for those who aren't going back to school, there were so many years of school that it comes back to you anyway.
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
Pupil: I get up early!
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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning?
Pupil: About an hour and a half after I arrived at school.
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What would happen if you took the school bus home?
The police would make you bring it back!
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Mother: Does your teacher like you?
Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper!
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Mother: How did you find school today?
Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was!
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Son: I'm not going back to school tomorrow !
Father: Why not ?
Son: Well I've been there a whole day, I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk, so what's the use ?
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