'Calories consumed outweigh the calories exercised. For the most part, you cannot outrun your fork.'
That's in the Globe and Mail today and I see a cartoon with a human-sized fork with french fries on its tines for hair, and it is chasing me. While I didn't find out with a little searching, there are a lot of french fries pictures that involve forks.
These friendly forks below will be surprised to meet the 'outrunners'.