Marilyn's Photos - Apr 7 2026 - Most Jokes

 

The most "readily available jokes"  turn out to be elephant in the fridge/animal logic jokes.  Then comes the Why did the chicken cross the road? then Dad jokes/knock-knock/pun jokes, then math/science, and then French military/cowardice.   I've never heard of French military/cowardice jokes.  I went and found a few and they aren't funny.  The series of jokes started because of their WWII defeat. They were revitalized in the U.S after France refused to join the Iraq invasion.  It seems to me that AI has gone askew on this. A bad moment for AI.  And we are in pursuit of laughter, so let's try the elephant in the fridge jokes.  I see a site that has combined them with mathematician/science etc jokes: MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. EXPERIENCED MATHEMATICIANS will attempt to prove the existence of at least one unique elephant before proceeding to step 1 as a subordinate exercise. PROFESSORS OF MATHEMATICS will prove the existence of at least one unique elephant and then leave the detection and capture of an actual elephant as an exercise for their graduate students. COMPUTER SCIENTISTS hunt elephants by exercising Algorithm A: Go to Africa. Start at the Cape of Good Hope. Work northward in an orderly manner, traversing the continent alternately east and west. During each traverse pass, Catch each animal seen. Compare each animal caught to a known elephant. Stop when a match is detected. EXPERIENCED COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS modify Algorithm A by placing a known elephant in Cairo to ensure that the algorithm will terminate. ASSEMBLY LANGUAGE PROGRAMMERS prefer to execute Algorithm A on their hands and knees. HARDWARE ENGINEERS hunt elephants by going to Africa, catching gray animals at random, and stopping when any one of them weighs within plus or minus 15 percent of any previously observed elephant. ECONOMISTS don't hunt elephants, but they believe that if elephants are paid enough, they will hunt themselves. STATISTICIANS hunt the first animal they see N times and call it an elephant. CONSULTANTS don't hunt elephants, and many have never hunted anything at all, but they can be hired by the hour to advise those people who do. OPERATIONS RESEARCH CONSULTANTS can also measure the correlation of hat size and bullet color to the efficiency of elephant-hunting strategies, if someone else will only identify the elephants. Many more HERE.   Here's a saltwater moon and fern forest. Celebrating the lunar trip around the moon.

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Marilyn's Photos - Apr 6 2026 After Easter Swearing

 

This morning's Globe and Mail front page headline today says that on Easter:  Trump issues profane threat to Iran over blocked strait.    The New York Times say this:  In an expletive-filled social media post, Mr. Trump said Iran should open the Strait of Hormuz or he will bomb bridges and power plants.   What about the Washington Post?  Trump threatens Iran with "Hell" over Strait of Hormuz in profane post.  Another quote says:  "open the Fuckin/Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH". NPR says:  Trump unleashes curse-filled social media rant at Iran. Yahoo says this:  Trump drops F-bomb, threatens 'hell' on Easter.  It's ugly. I then went over to the BBC PIDGIN English site - but also no news of the profanity there. BBC Normal has several YouTube articles on it.   We Canadians haven't grown as used to profanity and hyperbole from leaders. There are articles that have gone on for years about Trumpian profanities and Americans in the crowds cheer it on.  It must be our British heritage, as we don't seem to be going down that path.  I guess it has been around a while as there are a lot of jAmerican-style jokes on the subject of profanity itself: A pastor’s wife walks into a butcher shop. She sees the most perfect looking cut of meat in the display case and asks the butcher what kind of meat it is. “That’s Dam Ham,” he replies “I bet your PARDON?!” the lady says, “I am a good Christian woman, and I would kindly ask you not to use that kind of language.” The butcher explains, “Oh no ma’am, I’m not using profanity. Dam Ham is what we call the especially delicious filets we get from the big trout caught down by the dam.” The woman apologizes for the misunderstanding, buys the filet, and goes home.  Later that evening, her husband comes home from work and asks, “What is that Heavenly smell?” “Thats Dam Ham,” she replies. “Honey! What would the congregation think if they knew their pastor’s wife was speaking in such a way?” “Oh no honey, I would never!” She responds “They call it Dam Ham because it’s a special filet from one of the big trout caught down by the dam.” She finishes dinner and they sit down at the table with their two beautiful children. They join hands and say grace. The husband carves the meat, takes some for himself, then passes the plate to his son. After taking his first bite, the husband says, “Honey, you’ve really outdone yourself. This Dam Ham is delicious!  “Right on, Dad!” The son says “Now could you pass the fucking potatoes?” More happy lilies - with a watercolour treatment.

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Marilyn's Photos - April 5 2026 - Easter Through the Ages

 

Easter is so important to the Roman Catholic Church and similar Western religious organizations. There were services every day during last week's Holy Week.  I wonder if the Easter message has changed through the ages.  That's a few thousand years for evolution.  So I cracked the AI Encyclopedia spine to find out. Early Christian Era - 1st to 4th century - astonishment and triumph:  He is not here:  He is risen - Luke.  The Paschal Greeting of He is risen, the resurrection as a victory over death, linked to baptism, and the dyeing of eggs red to represent the blood of Christ. Medieval Period - 5th - 15th centuries - Christ's victor is now over the hellmouth conquering death and Satan, Lenten fasting, and a ritual of light and dark with services held in darkness with one candle. Early Modern Period - 16th - 18th centuries - Luck of Easter and new passover with Christ the Paschal Lamb sacrificed to bring new life... 19th Century - present - Rebirth and renewal - Spring, new geinnings, older traditions like the Easter Bunny (fertility) and the Easter Lily (purity).  Global hope - peace, resurrection hope and person fresh starts for believers, and cultural expressions like egg hunts symbolizing the search for the empty tomb. Easter messages are not a major deal the way Christmas messages are.  Christmas is family, hope, charity, joy, goodwill, whereas Easter is resurrection, renewal, triumph and political peace.  So the big messenger should be the Pope.  And that was the case this year - he gave an Urbi et Orbi - a pope's most solemn apostolic blessing.  These are reserved for special times. The next most religious message is Donald Trump's wavy greeting 'Happy Easter to all, may God bless you, may God bless the United States of America.'  This is backed up by the White House website message that looks to be written by a Christian Evangelist.  Other leaders had little to say. King Charles has no Easter message this year so had to give in with a social media post.  Mark Carney did not release a specific Easter Message.   My big surprise, along the way, was this website - BBC News PIDGIN HERE.  The title is Christmas messages from leaders around di world and subheadline:  As millions of pipo around di world dey celebrate Christmas day wit dia families and friends, leaders around di world don drop messages. See some of di messages from ogbonge leaders across di world. These are not typos - this turns out to be a BBC news service in West African Pidgin English that was launched in 2017. It is a real site, rather than a parody.  Go check it out. Here are some pretty lilies for Easter morning.

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Marilyn's Photos - Apr 4 2026 - Last Call for Chocolate

 

This being the chocolate holiday of the year, news organizations of any sort are exposing the sad demise of chocolate bars into chocolate candy.  I remember when cheese got changed into  cheese food, and those thin slices showed up in the grocery store in the 1950s.  I remember knowing as a child that they didn't taste good.  This chocolate demise is attributed to chocolate crops in crises due to climate change. The price of chocolate spiked at an all-time high in 2024.  It is valued per tonne, so it was over US $12,000 a tonne in 2024, up 400% - $3,300 in 2023. The price has gone down through most of 2025, but the crises hasn't gone away.  Drought in West Africa and crop disease are the two factors that are here to stay. Seventy percent of the world's cocoa is grown in West Africa.    Reese's Peanut Butter Cups have changed so much that the Reese grandson now refuses to eat them - after having spent a lifetime consuming a butter cup a day. He is showcased in all of the articles on chocolate's flavour demise. It turns out that the Skylon Tower was financed by Reese's Chocolate owner C.Richard Reese, son of the original inventor.  There's the idea that the tower's observation deck was modelled to look like a peanut butter cup. Gerry and I worked at the /Skylon Tower in 1970. There was a Reese's connection with one of the relatives running the Canadian Gift Shop where I worked.  I remember that all the candy was stored in a locked wire cage in the storage room - and that there were a lot of Reese's Chocolate Cups on the shelves then.  It makes me think chocolate has been extraordinarily popular since forever. I found archival footage of Niagara Falls and the Skylon Tower from the 1970s HERE.    This Easter display at the Niagara Falls Floral Showcase Greenhouse is from 2011.  They have never had a display like this again.

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Marilyn's Photos - Apr 3 2026 - Word Salad

 

That is the reason I read the news online and in the newspaper every day.  There is much to keep up with.   Today's headline holds the expression "word salad" - it means a confused, incoherent mixture of random words and phrases that lack meaningful connection.  It was an accusation headline - someone knowingly committing word salad talk. The most recent accusations are pointed to American politicians.  Kamala Harris and Donald Trump are the two most quoted.  In the U.K. Boris Johnson was known for producing "complete word salad."  The British are very sensitive to political nonsense-speak and accuse Keir Starmer of the same.  Emmanuel Macron is known for long, philosophical, and complex sentence structures that are described as word salad - avoiding clear positioning during crises. Mostly, though, European leaders are accused or evasiveness.  The expression originated from German or French psychiatrists in the late 19th century who were describing incoherent, nonsensical speech associated with schizophrenia, dementia or brain injury.  It was a technical psychiatric term.   Today it is used to describe what is considered intentionally vague, incoherent, or nonsensical speech - and generally applies to politicians or public figures.   And why not have a word salad daily puzzle?  What makes it ironic is that it says it will keep your brain sharp and focused.  Or we could go for some word salad jokes each day - I guess maybe not every day when you look at this one - a Garfield Joke: "Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?" And the explanation below the joke: Explain Bear:  Listen here, you bottom-tier thinker. This is a classic word-salad meme. It puns "oven" with "of in" and then descends into pure gibberish. You're probably still trying to find the verb in this sentence, but your brain is currently buffering. It's supposed to make no sense.   So what would a word salad picture look like? I came upon this - one of my grunge pictures. The shapes are known and familiar, and the placement has a nice elegance to it.  But then all around this order is a mess of scratches, peeling paint, and decay.  I think if we placed some letters/words in the circle, this would make an excellet word salad picture.  I'll get to work with a good quote.

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Marilyn's Photos - Apr 2 2026 - 3 Mona Lisas

 

We are berserk over the Mona Lisa. I think we could say The Mona Lisa. It is the most studied painting in the world. Thousands of experts have formally analyzed, studied and scientifically examined the painting over its 500-year history.  There's ongoing research into its chemical composition, the possible medial diagnosis of the subject, the psychological effect of her smile by Freud, and the perception of her smile on study participants.  Over 30,000 people view the painting every single day at the Louvre. That makes millions annually. So when I see a headline that there are 3 Mona Lisas with a YouTube video by Russell Lee explaining them is HERE I paid attention.  Given the video is an hour, I looked for some news articles to find out the story.   1. There's the Louvre Mona Lisa in Paris - it is the one that we all know. 2. The Prado Mona Lisa in Madrid, restored in 2012 and likely painted by a student in Leonardo's studio at the same time as the original.  It is painted from a slightly different angle, so some researchers suggest the two together form the first 3D/stereoscopic image in history. 3. The Isleworth Mona Lisa in a private collection, known as the Earlier Mona Lisa, depicts a younger looking Mona Lisa.  It is the most interesting of the two non-Louvre versions.  There's a lot of work going into the analysis of whether Leonardo painted some or most of it. The compelling attraction of this work to scientists is remarkable. One of the first descriptions of the work was in 1550, indicating its fascination to us. In 2004 and 2005 an international team of 39 specialists did a thorough scientific examination of the Mona Lisa. Over time, thousands of critics, historians and scholars have analyzed the subject, techniques, chemistry of the paint, and composition.  I think there isn't anything that hasn't been analyzed.   Here is the Prado and the Louvre Mona Lisas - the Prado was cleaned and it certainly has better colours than the aged and yellowing Louvre version.  And a cute beehive gazebo at Winterthur in mid-Spring.

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Marilyn's Photos - Apr 1 2026 - Look for the Joke!

 

It is April 1st.  A day of mischievous fun.  The results are in.  I know, everything happens so fast these days. IKEA X Chupa Chups - a meatball lollipop Babybel the cheese people have made a peelable cheese covered in chocolate. DASH X KitKat - Dash is a healthy drink brand and they have a new cherry-chocolate flavour Dyson - that vacuum and hair dryer brand has a styling aid for pets that makes them look like girls.  There must be better things for April Fool's Day than what I found above and HERE.   There are.   It is Traegar's MEAT-AI Grilling Glasses - it has a heads-up temperature and time display that is projected directly on your field of vision, with doneness detection, meat vision for correct cutting the slices, night vision to sear in the dark, and a "capture your cooks" to document your bbq moment.  Scrolling a bit, I found an excellent article that seemed funny as well. It is a description of  how a person uses ChatGPT to get his brain going again when he's been scrolling too much and using ChatGPT's agreeable responses too much. He has chosen the word potato to be an alert for ChatGPT to act as a "Hostile Critic" - and "point out three specific ways his argument could fail, two assumptions he's making without proof, and one counter-argument he hasn't addressed. Do not be polite: be precise."   The author says: it is a productivity powerhouse!  I vote for this one to be the April Fool's Joke today. I find this picture every so often in the archives. It was taken at Cannon Beach in Oregon.  It points to the Haystack Rock which is covered in birds, seals and puffins.

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Marilyn's Photos - Mar 31 2026 - Teen Slang

 

We like to have lists of slang words for various cultures/countries.  Even before social media there was a generational slang word system.  I guess it was mass media - TV and radio that set this off.   Is there any possibility of catching up?  How many slang words and expressions do we need to learn to understand a teen conversation.  Or do we need a Babel Fish to have a conversation with a young person today? I vote for a babel fish, based on surveying the expressions.  Here's the beginning of a short list:  21 — 9+10=21 is an incorrect answer to a math problem, which was first spoken online in a Vine video. 6 7 — This refers to a lyric in a song that's used in a video edit of American basketball player LaMelo Ball, who is 6'7". A mood — A relatable feeling or situation (often shortened to the single word, “mood”) And that’s on [something] — Used to indicate that you’ve just shared a truth that needs no further discussion ASL — Age/sex/location Ate that — Means you successfully did something; you pulled it off. Example: “I saw your prom pics on insta, you totally ate that look.” Aura points — A term used to determine how cool, or not, you are Aura farming —Doing activities to cultivate your aura Bae — Significant other or crush Basic — Someone who is viewed as boring or a conforming person Beige flag — A quality or characteristic of a significant other that is weird or off-putting, but not enough to reject them Bet — A response indicating agreement. Example: “Wanna go to the store?” “Bet.” it goes on and on HERE.   Take a look through the list.  I particularly enjoyed beige flag. But when I started to scroll the entire list, there I was skipping to the end - a simple truth that I am not impacted by learning or not learning this language. That's compared to the writers of articles on this topic - typically teachers, parents, and website contributors.  People make their living dealing with teenagers.   Here's a famous blue flower - Meconopsis Poppy or Himalayan Poppy.  This was at Longwood Gardens a few years ago - they grow it in the greenhouses as it has very particular requirements. Being a mountain flower, it wants cool, moist and shady conditions that they would have in an alpine woodland habitat. Rich, well-draining soil is key.

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