I found this yesterday as I was researching British and American sports humour. We Canadians look so tough that it makes me want to 'convert' everyone to being Canadian. Enjoy this comparative story.
Canadian Hockey Conversion Table 50° Fahrenheit (10° C) New Yorkers try to turn on the heat Canadians plant gardens
40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C) Californians shiver uncontrollably Canadians sunbathe
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) Italian Cars won't start Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) Distilled water freezes Canadian water gets thicker
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat Canadians have the last cookout of the season
-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C) Hollywood disintegrates Canadians rent some videos
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) Mt. St. Helens freezes Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door
-10° Fahrenheit (-73° C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole Canadians pull down their ear flaps
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) Ethyl alcohol freezes Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295°C) Hell freezes over The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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