Where are November Jokes?

I haven't found any jokes about the month of November but there are lots about the seasons, and Autumn has its own share: What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking? A pumpkin patch! How do leaves get from place to place? With autumn-mobiles. How does an Elephant get out of a tree? Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn! What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue? What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf. What is a tree's least favorite month? Sep-timber!  Our pictures today have some happy thoughts and greetings for the day as we adjust to Eastern Standard Time.