Pass the time - as though it is an herb in a shaker and you can choose how much to put on your steak. And you've got lots for later.
That leads us to Gordon Ramsay jokes. I hadn't seen them before. Most of them are quotes, as in:
“This lamb is so undercooked, it’s following Mary to school!”
There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.”
“Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it!”
“You put so much ginger in this, it’s a Weasley.”
“This fish is so raw, he’s still finding Nemo.”
"This food is so rich it ran as a Republican candidate for President in 2012."
"Your meals are fit for a god because they are all burnt offerings."
"Your damn rabbit is so undercooked it started to eat the salad we served with it."
"This dish has so much grease John Trovolta was in it."
"This soup is so watery it stopped the drought in California."
And I conclude with this one:
"Your food is so bad even a Canadian would insult you?"
I've accompanied this dish of humour with a photo of the day that seems to resemble a side of beef. Really it is driftwood on Salt Spring Island. It must be the salt water that did this.
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