Marilyn's Photos - Dec 27 2025 - There's Still Time...
Are the good New Year’s jokes? I don’t think so, but I decided that accordions make for good jokes.
"Foolishly, I left my accordion in the car. Sure enough, when I got back, the car window was shattered, glass all over the sidewalk, and inside... two accordions."
A fellow walking into a pub says: "Do you want to hear my latest accordion joke?" "Now, I play the accordion" says the bartender, a large strapping fellow."That gentleman at the end of the bar, the one who look like a logger, he plays the accordion. And that big gentleman playing darts over there, he plays the accordion. Do you still want to tell your joke?" "No, I don't feel like explaining it three times."
Q: “What is the definition of 'perfect pitch?'” A: “When you throw an accordion into the dumpster and hit a banjo.
I found this in my picture library. It was a doorfront on Bloor West. It seems just as mysterious now as it was then. A good contrast with accordion jokes.
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