Marilyn's Photos - June 21 2026 - Father's Day Jokes
In Germany, men celebrate Men's Day by "ditching their families and taking hikes, bike rides, or pulling wagons filled with beer and traditional foods." I bet 98 out of 100 German men are pulling beer on Father's Day rather than hiking.
The most expensive Father's Day gift on record was a $78 million submarine given by a Russian billionaire to his father in 2013. Compare that to Mark Zuckerberg who celebrated a Father's Day in the past by taking his parents and family on a luxurious Mediterranean cruise on his own $300 million superyacht.
The Guinness Record that always pops up first for Father's Day is the most children by one father and then the oldest verified father. Most children was supposedly in the 1700s with 87 children (all those twins and triplets), and the oldest father was in 1992 with an Australian who fathered his ninth child at the age of 92.
It is a surprise to me that no one has the Guinness Record for the most Father's Day jokes - also known as Dad Jokes. Dad jokes are considered "notoriously cheesy" so they win out over Mom jokes. They are characterized as harmless, family-friendly wordplay or purposefully bad puns designed to get a groan. There are so many of these jokes.
I am sure there are 13,000 Dad jokes and that would overcome the current record of 12,582 jokes in 24 hours. Here are a few listed:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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