Marilyn's Photos - Sep 15 2026 - Things Dogs Don't Do
These are cute dog jokes for kids.
What is the difference between a pet tree and a pet bark. The pet tree has a quieter bark.
Why do dogs cross the road? To get to the barking lot.
What do you call a boy dog who is getting old? Grandpaw.
When is a black dog not a black dog? When he's a greyhound.
Wy did the snowman name his dog Frost? Because Frost bites.
What about a dog jokes for adults?
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I ent out and got her an identical one. She was mad and asked: "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?
My daughter asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said, “No, I didn’t even know he could.”
This morning I saw my neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious the poor woman thought the cat understood her. When I got home I told my dog… we laughed a lot.
This one's a toss-up:
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
Our evening temperatures are dropping, and it got me thinking about Autumn moon pictures.
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