What about that box "People Also Ask". For today's date they asked what day is July 2020. It got my attention.
Here's an article explaining it:
You’ve likely seen the People Also Ask (Related Questions) boxes in SERPs (search engine results page). These accordion-like question and answer boxes are Google’s way of saying, “Hey, you beautiful searcher, you! These questions also relate to your search... maybe you're interested in exploring these too? Kick off your shoes, stay a while!”
That article explains how there can be an infinite number of People also asked responses. That article is for technical types. All the articles are for technical types. Way to technical and dry for us on a Sunday.
Here's the outstanding Google joke of the day:
Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza? Google: No sir, it's Google's Pizza. Did I dial the wrong number? Google: No sir, Google bought the pizza store. Oh, alright - then I’d like to place an order please. Google: Okay sir, do you want the usual? The usual? You know what my usual is? Google: According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you’ve ordered a 12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust. Okay - that’s what I want this time too. Google: May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice with ricotta, arugula, and tomato instead? No, I hate vegetables. Google: But your cholesterol is not good. How do you know? Google: Through the subscriber's guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years. Maybe so, but I don’t want the pizza you suggest – I already take medicine for high cholesterol. Google: But you haven’t taken the medicine regularly. 4 months ago you purchased from Drugsale Network a box of only 30 tablets. I bought more from another drugstore. Google: It's not showing on your credit card, sir. I paid in cash. Google: But according to your bank statement, you did not withdraw that much cash. I have another source of cash. Google: This is not showing on your last tax form unless you got it from an undeclared income source. WHAT THE HELL? ENOUGH! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp. I'm going to an island without the internet, where there’s no cell phone line, and no one to spy on me ... Google: I understand sir, but you’ll need to renew your passport ... it expired 5 weeks ago. **** Peeeep ******
I have been out first thing in the mornings taking pictures of Grimsby gardens for the Trillium awards. This is the Ford Cottage in Grimsby Beach - one of my favourites.
