Do you remember the Monty Python movie with the "you must find me a shrubbery" scene? It is "Scene 17: How to Find that Perfect Shrubbery" and you can read it HERE. And I recommend you read it as it is hilarious.
My favourite moment is Roger the Shrubber's short but excellent "soliloquy":
"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history."
Scene 18 follows with an escalation of the shrubbery demands:
"First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle."
I have found a third scene that could be inserted. A decades later sequel to the movie. This comes from the middle-sized garden weekly blog, and this week is showcasing blobberies.
Here's the possible scene:
"And now build us a blobbery. One with balls, clouds and lollipops. They give a garden structure and interest all year round. And they are easy to clip and maintain."
"And mix them together – different types of plants as blobs – and sometimes they’ll merge together over time."
Wouldn't that be a perfect sequel to the shrubbery scene?
