Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 12, 2021

Jan 12 2021- These are Tearable Puns

 

Given how stressful our days continue to be, it occurred that I could alleviate things a bit by looking for a good laugh to share with you.  

Onto Google, and what was coming up for 'a good laugh' was definition after definition.  Nothing else.  The definitions weren't particularly good and there were no amusing examples.

Finally, Pinterest came to the rescue and this came up: These are Tearable Puns. So I investigated it. I saved it and printed it.  I am going to post it on the pole out front on our street and see who comes and takes one away.  

Take up the challenge - share a good laugh with your neighbours!

I continued the search of puns.  And democracy seems to be on everyone's mind so Google kindly delivered these: 

In democracy it's your vote that counts. 
In feudalism it's your count that votes.

As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.

A government that despises the people is democritic.
 

Q: What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?
A: In a capitalist society, man exploits man,  and in a socialist one, it’s the other way around.


What does democracy and football have in common?
Adding the word American completely changes the meaning.

What's the difference between salmon and the American democracy?
Salmon can be cured. 

A Russian and an American are in a bar talking about democracy
At one point, the American shouts “The problem with you Russians is, you don’t understand democracy!”. To which the Russian eloquently responded “What do you mean? We got Trump elected didn’t we?”


There are more at upjoke.com HERE.

 

I am working on multiple exposure photography.  Here's a cherry blossom portrait from a few years ago.  Aren't we looking forward to the cherry blossoms of spring.  Soon we can join the Victoria blossom count to distract ourselves from our winter.
 
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Wednesday, November 28, 2018

There's Snow Place Like Home

Wake Up on the Bright Sid

 
 
Today is notable for its snow covering the landscape. There are a lot of pun jokes with snow in them...
 

1. What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?

Snow and Tell.

2. What is a mountains favorite type of candy?

Snow caps.

3. What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

A meltdown!

4. What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An abdominal snowman.

5. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?

A snow-fake!

6. What do you call a snowman party?

A snowball.

7. What did the snowman eat?

Icebergs with chilli sauce.

8. What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?

A snowmobile!

9. What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

10. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for Fresh Prints!

11. Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.

It’s snow joke.
There are more HERE at the Thought Catalog - there are 50 of them. 

Our autumn leaves give way to snow and ice in our images today.
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