There are all kinds of races and racing. We like being fast.
race to
race up to
race into
race around
And just plain "race'. There are many variations on racing jokes, so I picked a few.
My friend owned a racing snail. It never won any races so he removed the shell to make it go faster. Sadly it didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish.
I realized why Scandanavians are the fastest runners in the world...all their races start near the Finnish line.
A man walks into a bar and is about to order a beer when he's interrupted by the bar phone ringing. The bartender answers. A voice asks, "Is your refrigerator running?" The bartender replies with a sigh. "Yes" The voice replies,"Good. Mine too. I'll see you at the refrigerator races tomorrow."
As a hedge-fund manager gets out of his brand-new Audi, a truck goes racing by, taking off the door.“My Audi! My beautiful silver Audi is ruined!” he screams.
A police officer on the scene shakes his head in disgust. “I can’t believe you,” he says. “You’re so focused on your possessions that you didn’t even realize your left arm was torn off when the truck hit you.”
The hedge fund manager looks down in absolute horror and screams, *“Oh no! My Rolex!”
This is Paradise Grove in Niagara-on-the-Lake. It has some ancient oaks predating the War of 1812, and there are remnants of tallgrass prairie. Another tallgrass prairie is at the Butterfly Conservatory.
