It is Sunday and time for a selection of Christmas jokes:
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'!
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!
Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer? 'Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.'
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Now what about the oddest Christmas records from the Guinness Book of World Records?
The largest gathering of Santa Clauses - 14,000 people in Derry City, Northern Ireland on December 9 2007. I expect they are having an anniversary get-together today.
The largest gathering of Santa's elves - in Wetherby, North Yorkshire, on November 9th, 2013 with 1,110 elves.
The largest gathering of people wearing Santa hats. Anaheim, California in the Angel Stadium June 2014 - 30,333 people.
We're at the Cumbres and Toltec rail yard in pictures today.
