Whenever we see the word "bard", it is William Shakespeare who comes to mind. It became his "Honorary Title". At its simplest, it means poet. But there is nothing simple about this person having this title.
The full title he was known by was "The Bard of Avon". Another title was "The Sweet Swan of Avon." Ben Jonson, his contemporary, gave him this title. He is known as England's "National Poet". And then known as "The Poet". That is meant to denote him as the preeminent writer of his era.
And there's a derogatory title of "An Upstart Crow" which jealous playwright Robert Greene gave him.
Not related at all is the expression called "Bard Behaviour" - it was the name of the study of emotional responses by physiologist Philip Bard in1928.
The tradition of bards goes back to ancient times, and were documented in Greece and Rome. But the use as a title seems to have settled on Shakespeare. Maybe because the designation lived on in medieval Ireland, Wales, Scotland and Brittany where the tradition of a bard giving praise to and satirizing rulers was essential to a poet's work.
Critics studied his work over time and in the post-17th century there was a cultural shift that elevated him from a popular Elizabethan playwright to a global literary icon. Then the romantic era critics and writers elevated him to "prophetic " status. The term bardolatry - excessive admiration of Shakespeare - came in fashion then. I find that a humorous expression - it is in good company with idolatry and lordolatry. And then many words without the "d" follow along with "olatry" as an ending - zoolatry, geolatry, monolatry, autolatry. That last one is worship of oneself. That word makes me think that there might be a direct line into autocracy.
But enough of that - it leads into politics, doesn't it? Today we get to celebrate William Shakespeare, considered the greatest poet of all time. How does that rank with Homer who is referred to as the "king of all poets"? They are considered equal and different. Sounds like a perfect compromise.
Here's the gazebo in the Shakespeare Garden in Stratford, ON.
A few Sumac leaves are turning crimson orange. There is a wonderful grove of them on Bartlett at the QEW where I can easily take pictures. Well, there are lots of places in Niagara where one can capture the fiery colours that say Autumn. I've become aware of another fiery crimson plant over the years - Poison Ivy. You don't notice it in the summer in the grassy banks along the roadsides. But come Autumn and there they are - clear as anything.
The expression to remember is: Leaves of three? Let them be! There seem to be lots of leaves of three to me, so what else would we consider?
There are more rhyming expressions to help with the identification of poison ivy:
"Longer middle stem; stay away from them." -- the middle leaflet has a long stem while the two side leaflets attach almost directly.
"Ragged rope, don't be a dope!" Poison ivy vines on trees have a furry, "raggy" or ragged appearance.
"Berries white, run in fright" and "Berries white, danger in sight."
"Red leaflets in the spring, it's a dangerous thing." -- new leaflets sometimes are red in the spring. Later, in the summer, the leaflets are green -- while in autumn they can be reddish-orange.
"Side leaflets like mittens, will itch like the dickens." This refers to the shape of some poison ivy leaves, where each of the two side leaflets has a notch that makes the leaflet look like a mitten with a "thumb." (Caution:all parts of the plant can cause itching, not just these leaves.)
Here's what's coming in the next few weeks in Sumacs.
What is the difference between a pet tree and a pet bark. The pet tree has a quieter bark.
Why do dogs cross the road? To get to the barking lot.
What do you call a boy dog who is getting old? Grandpaw.
When is a black dog not a black dog? When he's a greyhound.
Wy did the snowman name his dog Frost? Because Frost bites.
What about a dog jokes for adults?
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I ent out and got her an identical one. She was mad and asked: "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?
My daughter asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said, “No, I didn’t even know he could.”
This morning I saw my neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious the poor woman thought the cat understood her. When I got home I told my dog… we laughed a lot.
This one's a toss-up:
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
Our evening temperatures are dropping, and it got me thinking about Autumn moon pictures.
Red flags. These are headlines of things to look out for. Never buy bananas when you see these red flags. But there aren't any red flags anymore.
Red flags in the early 1600s signalled naval ships and military forces were ready for battle, or to indicate no mercy would be given. By the lates 1700s they warned of environmental hazards like floods. Later, railways and roadways used red flags as signals. Then red flags were a symbol for left-wing politics, socialism and communism in the mid-1800s with the French Revolution. And then? It transitioned into an everyday expression. A warning sign, hidden danger, or unacceptable behaviour.
In a banana? A dull, grayish, or smoky peel on green bananas is a warning sign that they have been in freezing or near-freezing temperatures during transport. Green bananas won't ripen normally. That's bananas.
As red flags entered the social realm, they really took off There are all kinds of "red flag" behaviours - you can go to bored panda or reddit to get a lengthy and emotional discussion of what some red flags are in every day life. As I checked out a few, some of them sounded like pet peeves. But the supposed difference is that a red flag is a serious warning sign of toxic or abusive behaviour, while a pet peeve is simply a minor, annoying habit that irritates you (toilet set up or down.) There seems to be a lot of advice happening whichever way one experiences things like toilet sets up or down.
I guess the historical roots of red flags continue - serious things like wars and floods. It is that expression "in love or war". So when it comes to love, it is like war, with lots of red flag jokes:
Forgetting the birthday is a red flag. Eating someone else's cake is a bigger red flag. Blowing out someone else's candles is a giant red flag. Saying you are "29 again" is a classic red flag. Giving yourself the biggest slice is very suspicious.
Here's a corner scene at the Watering Can. You can shovel those red flags into the red box.
Celine Dion had a love-fest in Paris all week with the lead-up to her 30,000 attendee concert last night. She sang with fans outside her hotel each day. Paris City Hall organized an enormous public karaoke event for those who couldn't get tickets to the show. All kinds of singalongs happened - even special tribute cruises along the Seine with sing-alongs and costume competitions.
Isn't it interesting that the article includes the discussion on songs that were adjusted to marginally lower keys. There had been complaints that she "doesn't sound the same" - was it her tone or just singing in a lower key? So much debate.
Nine million people registered for priority access to her May 2027 "Parisian residency." I guess there will be more than a few million who will suffer from lifetime FOMO.
How do you preserve a "legendary voice?" It is reported that she practices absolute silence, not speaking a single word for days at a time. She climate controls her house with special humidifiers for her vocal chords - and also for her 10,000 pair shoe collection. They have their own climate-controlled warehouse near Las Vegas.
"Her collection is so vast that she stores the items in a climate-controlled warehouse near Las Vegas equipped with a computerized catalog system. She famously admitted in interviews that every single pair of shoes holds a distinct emotional memory or moment from her life, making it impossible for her to give any of them away. Her warehouse features motorized clothing racks similar to those found in dry cleaners, allowing her to easily scroll through thousands of options. Her passion for shoes is just one aspect of her broader transformation into a major fashion powerhouse."
I would show you pictures of her warehouse, but it is hard to know if any of these pictures apply to her. I asked AI how much space they would take and it says 3,000 cubic feet or one and a half standard 40 foot shipping containers. But I think that is for boxed shoes. We can calculate this for shoes on display - a standard pair of shoes takes up about 8 to 10 inches of width so there would be around 420 standard multi-tier shelving units needed. And I guess the space must allow for her to visit her shoes and relive those wonerful emotional moments.