Easter is No Joke

Easter Saturday is no Joke I had a laugh yesterday while I was gardening.  I looked over the back fence as I could see Baxter about in their yard.  What did I see?  A little sea of crocuses planted there by the squirrels from my garden to my neighbour's. So I got to thinking about Easter jokes. Are there Easter jokes?  Yes, there are and here are a few to keep you entertained as you get ready for the big day. Q  What do you call a bunny with a large brain? A   An egghead. Q  Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? A  From Eggplants. Q  What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? A  He was eggspelled! Q  Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? A  She had to call an eggs-terminator! Q  Why do we paint Easter eggs? A  Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them! Q  What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A  Fry-days. Q  Why did the Easter egg hide? A  He was a little chicken! Q  What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A  Bugs Bunny! Q  Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch tv? A  Because their cable was scrambled. Q  What do you call a mischievous egg? A  A practical yolker Q  Where does the easter bunny eat breakfast? A  at Ihop Q  How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A  Around the cluck! Q  What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? A  He cracked up. Q  What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A  A receding hareline.