Easter Saturday is no Joke
I had a laugh yesterday while I was gardening. I looked over the back fence as I could see Baxter about in their yard. What did I see? A little sea of crocuses planted there by the squirrels from my garden to my neighbour's. So I got to thinking about Easter jokes.
Are there Easter jokes? Yes, there are and here are a few to keep you entertained as you get ready for the big day.
Q What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A An egghead.
Q Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
A From Eggplants.
Q What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
A He was eggspelled!
Q Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
A She had to call an eggs-terminator!
Q Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A Fry-days.
Q Why did the Easter egg hide?
A He was a little chicken!
Q What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A Bugs Bunny!
Q Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch tv?
A Because their cable was scrambled.
Q What do you call a mischievous egg?
A A practical yolker
Q Where does the easter bunny eat breakfast?
A at Ihop
Q How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A Around the cluck!
Q What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A He cracked up.
Q What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A A receding hareline.
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