What makes Reader's Digest organize their jokes they way they do. Dewey Decimal organization is not involved.
Shouldn't Turkey Jokes be with the Animals - Dogs and Cats? Instead Cat Puns are there with Bad Puns, Corny Jokes and Math Jokes. Turkey Jokes could also be with Thanksgiving Jokes. There is a lot of cross-over between the two. And wouldn't every bad pun be a pun so that puns would include bad puns? You can see just the bad puns if you like.
But wait! The Reader's Digest has more novel ways of presenting their jokes - the History of the World in 27 Dumb Jokes is HERE. It starts with:
Jurassic Period: Dinosaurs
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the pee is silent.
Circa 469 BC: The Birth of Western Philosophy
Q: Who was Socrates’s worst student? A: Mediocrities.
Q: Who was his busiest student? A: The one with a lot on his Plato.
Back to the dog jokes on Reader's Digest - they distinguish dog jokes and dog puns. Maybe they have a lot of dog jokes. Here are a few:
Q. Why aren’t dogs good dancers? A. Because they have two left feet!
Q. How do dog catchers get paid? A. By the pound!
Q: What do chemists’ dogs do with their bones? A: They barium!
Q: What do you call a sad pup? A: mellon collie
Q: What was the dogs favorite type of homework to do? A: A lab report
Here's our Swimming Septet today, a continuation of Koi, the Living Art.
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