Monday, June 1, 2020

June 1 2020 - Name that Joke

Here we are in June - the wedding month.  As I look out, there are three shrubs blooming white - the largest is the Bridalwreath Spirea, named appropriately.

But I was actually thinking about how we turn names intojokes and how amusing they can be, so I went and found a few. 


What do you call a man with no shins? Neil.

What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lilly.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your front door step? Matt

What do you call someone hanging on a wall? Art.

What do you call someone under a pile of leaves? Russell.

What do you call a girl with one leg short than the other? Eileen

What do you call a guy who falls overboard and can't swim? Bob.

What do you call a man on the barbershop floor? Harry.

What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack.

What do you call a scientist that makes up everything? Adam (atom).

What do you call an American drawing? Yankee Doodle.

What do you call a lady in a Roman dress? Sara-toga.


Rosewood Winery is the location of our pictures today. This is the comparison between yesterday's view and the winter storm view on December 1st.  I got to stopping because there is a wisteria in full bloom at the water's edge.  The Lake view was extensive and the Toronto skyline easily seen.
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