We are well enough financially to live in comfort, but not well-enough off to live a life of leisure. That's why we need funny jokes to get us through the week.
What four days of the week start with the letter T? Answer: Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow.
What occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day? Answer: The letter E.
Q. Why is Tuesday the unsung hero of the week? A. Because it's the furthest from next Monday!
Q. What do you call a week with no Wednesday? A. Humphrey.
Q. Why does Wednesday hate Thursday? A. Because it's the only thing blocking Friday!
Did you hear about the guy who put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week? By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
Q. How is a weekend just like a rainbow? A. You can see them from a distance, but when you get close they begin to disappear.
Q. What do you call somebody who only experiences extreme anxiety on Saturday and Sunday? A. A weekend worrier.
Today's picture is a silly Queen Street clothing store display from quite a few years ago.
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