Thursday, March 2, 2023

Mar 2 2023 - Cats Rule

 

Here is likely 1 reason why cats rule:  They are independent.  There may be many reasons and rules outlined from various sources , but there seems to be consensus that cats have ruled the world for thousands of years. 

You can even get a cats rule the earth tarot 78 card deck and guidebook.  

What else needs to be said?

  1. What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice-cream cone!
  2. What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order.
  3. What title does a cat go by in the kitchen? “The Whisker.”
  4. Why do cats always get their way? They are very purr-suasive!
  5. How do two cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!
  6. What did the kitten have at their birthday party? A pounce house.
  7. What color do kittens love the most? Purrple.
  8. What state has a lot of cats and dogs? Petsylvania!
  9. Why did the kitty get an “A” on their English assignment? They properly used an independent claws.
  10. What’s a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
  11. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain!
  12. What made the cat upgrade his phone? He wanted to finally get pawtrait mode.
  13. Why are kittens actually excellent bosses? They have great littership.
  14. How did the Mom Cat know she was pregnant? Her test was pawsitive.
A happy display of lilies on Brian's patio last year.

 
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