We are supposed to get ready. Mid-February is the time to expect a major pattern change from this mild weather to...a polar vortex. And we know that causes colder weather. So we might be expecting cold weather and need a bit of good humour along the way,
Let's vote on which weather joke we like best. bHere are two groups of jokes.
1. What did the icy road say to the car? Wanna to go for a spin?
2. What does a barbershop serve in winter? Cold cuts!
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1. A young couple got tired of the cold weather and decided to take a trip down to Florida.
Because their work schedules didn't work together, it was decided that the husband would fly down first, with the wife following the next day. When the husband arrived in Florida, he decided to send an email to his wife, but unknowingly sent it to the wrong email.
Meanwhile, in a different town, a widow had just gotten back from her husband's funeral, and decided to check her email. It said, "Hello dear, just checking in. I am looking forward to your arrival here tomorrow. Love, your husband." P.S. "It sure is hot down here!"
2. A couple of icebergs in Antarctica are best friends. They grew up together and have known each other since they were ice cubes.
One iceberg decides he's tired of all the cold weather, he tells his best friend he's going on a warm vacation for a couple weeks. A couple weeks pass by and he returns to Antarctica. His best friend immediately takes notice of the amount of weight his friend lost while on vacation.
He says "you look amazing my friend, you really slimmed down! Was the vacation everything you thawed it would be?"
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