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Saturday, October 19, 2019

Funny Ha Ha and Funny Weird

The definition funny can be humour - causing laughter or amusement  or difficult to explain or understand, strange or odd.

What kind of jokes are these? Are they funny ha ha or funny weird?  Or both?


I have some good news and some bad news,” says a doctor to a patient after an operation.
“OK, tell me the bad one first,” says the patient shakily.
“You see, once we started operating, there were complications and we had to amputate both of your arms.”
“Oh no! What’s the good news then?”
“Do you see that stunningly beautiful nurse over there? She just agreed to be my wife!”

Patient to his doctor: “Doctor, please help me. I think I’m a moth.”
The doctor says: “I’m sorry, but I’m not your guy. You have to go see a psychiatrist.”
The patient sighs: “I wanted to. But the light in your office is so much brighter!”

A patient runs out of the operation room, screaming. 
A doctor stops him and asks: “What on Earth is happening?! Why are you running?!”
The patient breathes heavily: “I was about to be operated on, doctor. And then the nurse said: ‘Come now, stop panicking. You’ll manage just fine!’”
The doctor shrugs: “Oh but that’s nice, no? Nurse being supportive to you?”
The patient gets angry: “She was talking to the surgeon!”
 
Artery: The study of fine paintings
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria
Barium: What doctors do when patients die
Catscan: Searching for kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
Coma: A punctuation mark.
D&C: Where Washington is
Enema: Not a friend
ER: The things on your head that you hear with
Fester: Quicker than someone else
Genes: Blue denim slacks
G.I. Series: World Series of military baseball
Hemorrhoid: A male from outer space
The rest of the alphabet is HERE

Carol asks what the blossoms were in yesterday's picture.  We see today that they are Crepe Myrtle.  The lily flower is Belladona Lily, followed by the familiar Queen Anne's Lace.
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