It popped into my head: what are the silliest questions we might ask? We've looked at life's unanswerable questions. Is there an overlap? Not according to the Thoughtcatalog.com website. And typically, the internet portrays questions as "silly" or "crazy" while they often fall into ignorant and stupid. I expect that the majority likely come from children using the internet as an encyclopedia. And the minority come from people posing to be stupid so they can ask such outrageous things. the questions that are circulated come from Yahoo Answers. Here are a few stand-outs that made me laugh:
- Should I tell my parents I’m adopted?
- Do midgets have night vision?
- If I eat myself will I get twice as big or disappear completely?
- Does it take 18 months for twins to be born? Or 9?
- Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?
- How big is the specific ocean?
- Why are the holes in cats fur always in the right places for their eyes?
The questions I consider non-silly and no laugh happens move over to the list of ignorant and stupid, Most often grammar and spelling are deficient, punctuation is ever-present, and swear words limit the content significantly.There is an entry in Wikipedia about stupid questions. It begins with Carol Sagan's words: "There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand the world. There is no such thing as a dumb question". Carl didn't experience the full force of the internet and Yahoo Answers, did he? He died in 1996. Since then the pile of stupid questions has grown large enough that they've been classified: - Those questions that have already been answered, but the asker wasn't listening or paying attention.
- Questions that can be answered on one’s own with complete certainty. After all, information found online or from other sources can be wrong, so it never hurts to check.
- Questions of which the answer should be painfully obvious to any person with a pulse who has lived on this Earth for more than a decade.
- Questions that include ridiculous or hypothetical assumptions.
- Questions asked by someone who already knows the answer but is trolling the person they are asking.
So I moved on, and went cherry picking in the list of silly/stupid questions and to find these two and think we might move them to unanswerable /existential questions:- What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
- If the world is going to end, do you buy, sell, or hold stocks?
On to our picture of the day: we're again visiting the Grimsby Beach Painted Ladies today. This is 13 Fair Ave. Here's the story of the area's houses:In 1846, Methodists gathered on the shore of Lake Ontario on land owned by J.B. Bowslaugh in a ten day temperance rally that evolved into a significant Chautauqua site. Grimsby Beach continues to echo with the charms of its storied past. In fact, these cottages built for the summer residence of a temperance camp, remain the most prominent connection to the rich history of the area. Now, the intricate fretwork and colors of the cottages inspire a vibrant mood at the beach which is a reminder of the spirit that inhabited the area.