Let's take some ideas from school. One of them appears to be sock days. Silly socks, in particular.
This seems to play out for us adults in the number and variety of national sock days. As I looked through the sock jokes, there is a joke that we can enjoy for the various sock days. Here are some general sock jokes for National Sock Day on December 4th.
- Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks? - In case they get a hole in one!
-Who is the most famous footwear philosopher? -Sockrates
- What did the hat say to the sock? - I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot.
- What kind of socks do you need to plant flowers? - Garden hose!
Crazy sock day is in November:
- Why did the sock have no friends - Because it was a odd sock
Here is a joke for lost sock day on May 9th:
- Whenever I get a sock from the laundry without the other sock, I keep this sock in the hopes of finding the partner in the future. - I call these socks lost soles.
No socks day on May 8th: - What do you call a animal with no socks on? - Bear-foot.
This last one seems strange to me but is referenced quite a bit. It is sock day divorce. That's the day a divorce is final and "the day you get your freedom back". Here's a joke:
- Why did the pair of socks decide to break up? - Because one of them always had to be right, and the other one left.
A botanical garden display from a few years ago. Such a contrast with our winter scenes today.
