Trump's impeachment trial is beginning and American political behaviour is on display. It seems that the U.S. is special in its partisanship and belligerence.
So I went looking for some jokes to distract me and found an excellent joke for January and 2020:
When it gets to January, I’m going to overthrow the Government! It’ll be my new year’s Revolution.
There is a promise that this year will be completely filled with vision and optometry jokes. Here they are:
The first thing I’m gonna say on January 1, 2021 is... Hindsight is 2020.
Finally got round to booking my laser eye surgery for the 1st January Can't wait to have 2020 vision.
My friend asked me where I see myself in the new year. How would I know? I don't have 2020 vision.
So in this year of unlimited vision and optometry jokes, I seem to have reached the end of them on January 22nd. So we'll carry on with the January theme.
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th... Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you.
My computer is in for repair needing a hard disk replacement. So our images are coming from the Mailchimp archives. This building in disrepair was in Cuba - a stark contrast to all those beautiful beach resorts.
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