Can a student be suspended from a University for protesting? That question came up in my mind yesterday as I read the articles on the protests across the U.S. and Canada. But then I realized how complicated this research would be, so I have turned my attention to the Merry Month of May.
Joke of the Day: A roman walks into a cafe holds up 2 fingers and gets 5 coffees.
Joke of the Day for Work: Someone has stolen my Microsoft Office and they are going to pay for it... You have my Word.
Joke of the Day for the elderly:
An old man and a 20 year old are paired together at a golf tournament. They’re playing a long par 5 that dog legs around some tall trees.
As the 20 year old sets up his tee shot to hit onto the fairway the old man notes “when I was your age we used to hit over the trees - not around to the side.”
So the 20 year old readjusts and tries to hit over the trees - but can’t clear them and loses his ball. He tries again and loses that one too…
Then the old man says “of course, when I was your age, the trees were only 6 foot tall.”
Joke of the Day for elementary schoolers: Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Isn't this amazing? I found this yesterday on Martin Street in Vineland. This is the best ever combination of blossoms on the trees and on the ground.
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