When someone asks you if there's something your schedule today. Don't you sometimes say "Nothing" - as though we could do nothing for a day. I wondered if we celebrate "nothing" given our propensity to celebrate things. Yes we do.
National Nothing Day is an "un-event" proposed in 1972 by columnist Harold Pullman Coffin, and observed in the United States annually on January 16 since 1973, when it was added to Chase's Calendar of Events. The unofficial holiday aims to provide people “with a day where they can just sit without celebrating, observing, or honouring anything.
But it is honouring something and its nature makes this hard to do. For example, here's advice for nothing day: Say nothing. Take a day-long vow of silence, and don't say a word to anyone. Just carry your phone with an open web page like this one, and flash the explanation when your friends are confused.
Here's another answer for the Do nothing day: What is it called when you do nothing all day? Merriam-Webster's answer: sluggard. lazybones. couch potato. good-for-nothing. delayer.
This day goes along with Un-Brithday and Buy National Nothing Day. There must be more of these "not" days. It is just hard to find them. Today, I'm just gonna do nothing...My friend replied: "But, you did nothing yesterday too!!" Yeah, I know. I haven't finished it yet. When we see typos and do nothing the errorists win My feet were killing me yesterday. I bought some in-soles thinking they'd probably do nothing to help.Today I stand corrected. I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating politiciansI was literally in my office doing nothing... A new prisoner in the gulag is asked....."So how long are you in for?"
He replies, "Twenty years." The veteran prisoner is surprised: "Twenty?? What on earth could you have done?" The new man replies indignantly, "I did nothing, comrade! Honest!"
The veteran says, "But the sentence for doing nothing is only ten years." So when someone asks you what are you doing today, and there's nothing on your schedule - the response might be "having a national nothing day today."
Graceful branches of Niagara blossoms today. |