The Olympics concluded with its medal counts and highlight pictures. It seemed like an echo of past Olympics with allegations of bribery, plagiarism of the initial design, and illegal construction overwork. And then there were the worries about weather. But in the end, the Olympics is declared a success with the excitement of big sports events between nations.
Do we have a sense of humour about the Olympics? It was difficult to find non-racist jokes for the Olympics. Here is the most repeated Olympic joke?
At the Olympics a man walked up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter? Nein, I am German, but how did you know my name ist Walter? In contrast to all the racism, I found this site of Canada Olympic Jokes. These were from around 2010 when Vancouver won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics. These aren't really jokes, but questions that were asked, and silly answers in response - the full set is HERE: Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked. Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA) A: Depends on how much you’ve been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto – can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it’s only Four thousand miles, take lots of water. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? (Sweden) A: So it’s true what they say about Swedes. Q: Are there any ATM’s (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? (England) A: No, but you’d better bring a few extra furs for trading purposes. Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? (USA) A: Only at Thanksgiving. Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal. Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It’s a kind of big horse with horns. (USA) A: It’s called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA) A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first. A nice locomotive for our picture today. |